It's only Wednesday?
Pass the jin, Yoko.
I suspect posts will be sporadic and lame (see above) until the new year, or at whatever point we manage to get this issue out, I finish the last freelance project of the year, and Christmas presents just walk on out and buy themselves.
But I do miss ranting in this forum, and the relative sanity it provides.
Dear week:
Should you not provide me with the opportunity to vent into the void, I will implode. This strikes me as messy, and possibly dangerous to passersby.
Coping skills being as they are, at a stunning nadir, I may also be forced to find alternate routes to calmness, including but not limited to pilfering untold amounts of Tootsie Roll Pops from office candy bowls and crafting sartorial solutions to workplace frigidity that consist entirely of "if you're cold in one dress, wear two."
So I beg of you, week, please back off. Or pretty soon there's not going to be enough therapy in all the land.
Cheers!
K
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