*hungry, i's.

Can you get pregnant from eye contact? Because something has shifted in me and I am suddenly ravenous. And it's not anything-will-do hunger, either. The cravings are specific, and strong, and change so quickly and precisely that I can name The Thing I Want at any given moment with startling accuracy.

I want this.



And this.



And this.



And this.



And this.



And oh my stars this.



And this.



All I can think about is food. It's not good for the attention span, the job performance, or the thighs, but I seem to have descended into some sort of digestive madness.

It's like gustatory Tourette's.

HASH BROWNS!

I need medication.